What is a Lapdog? Who is a Lapdog? Why is a Lapdog here and not there? I know just as little as everyone else so it's best not to ask and not to tell. "From scrum to scram this rat has seen the scene. Dodging the darts, up and down, corner to corner, fast as fate and swift like salt." That's the story of a project of this website. The life and times of Lapdog. Lapdog is most likely a rock n roll band from SLC with frequently changing members and styles. You want in? Come join but then leave after if you want to. Lapdog is mostly a recording project actually. Not much to say other than that. . . Lots of love to the friends who come and record and play it live with us in our basement.